...but as I said, I know two.
A crowd is chasing a prostitute through the streets, picking up rocks as they go. When she finally finds herself in a blind alley and has no chance for escape, she turns to face her pursuers and begs for mercy. The people are about to stone her to death when Jesus stands between them and the prostitute and says, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
There's a pause as the people look at each other but then suddenly a rock copmes sailing over the crowd and nails the prostitute in the head.
Getting up on tiptoe, to see over the crowd, Jesus groans out in frustration, "Mom!"
Two old rabbis are having a late dinner and discussing a number of things when one begins to complain about his son. He had sent him away to school and while there he had converted from their faith to Christianity. The other rabbi patted his friends shoulder sympathetically and said that he could completely relate for he too had a son that had gone away and while he was out in the world he had become a Christian.
Not sure what to do about this, the two rabbis decide to speak to God on the matter. Listening to their prayers God said, "You know, it's funny you mention that..."
Do you know any Jesus jokes?